Am I the Drama?™ - An Unbiased Personal Reality Check

You know that situation you’ve explained to your friends seventeen different ways and you’re still wondering what the hell is actually going on?

Send it to me.

Give me the situation, the context, the players involved, and anything you think I need to know. I’ll look at the whole picture as an unbiased third party and give you my personal breakdown of what I think is actually happening.

Are you missing something? Are they full of shit? Are you accidentally making this harder than it needs to be? Is everyone involved a little bit of the problem?

We’re going to figure it out.

This isn’t a traditional tarot reading. I may pull cards. I may channel. I may use a combination of both. Or I may read your submission and immediately know exactly what I need to tell you.

You’ll receive a personalized written response breaking down your situation with clarity, honesty, perspective, and just a touch of roast.

I’m not here to automatically take your side, and I’m not here to unnecessarily drag you either. Consider me the friend with absolutely no stake in the outcome who can look at the evidence and say:

“Okay. Here’s what I think is really going on.”

Sometimes you’re the drama.
Sometimes they’re the drama.
Sometimes the entire production needs to be canceled.

Send me the story. I’ll give it to you straight.™